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1. Adam West is the correct height for Bruce Wayne.
2. Adam West’s Batman costume actually looks like the one in the comic books of the time the movie was made.
3. None of the major characters have had their origins rewritten.
4. Alan Napier’s Alfred doesn’t let anyone into the Batcave who shouldn’t be there.
5. Neil Hamilton unlike Pat Hingle plays Commissioner sober.
6. Unlike everyone else Adam West Batman is not spending every sleeping moment thinking about his
parent’s death.
7. The plot was original and not cherry picked.
8. Adam West can turn his head.
9. Adam West takes on 4 villains and defeats all 4 in only 1 hour 40 minutes and 37 seconds.
10. Adam West's Batman doesn’t kill anyone.
11. All 4 villains are used well and not props (see Bane in Batman and Robin)
12. Adam West deducts who the villains are in 1 minute 24 seconds.
13. Adam West's Batman can exit a building without stealing an escape route from a Bond film.
14. Adam West drives the Batmobile with due care and attention, unlike Christian Bale who happily
drive over roof tops and fires missiles at Gotham P.D. running city repair bills into millions.
15. Adam West’s utility belt actually has compartments for his gadgets.
16. Adam West's Bruce Wayne has no desire to tell any pretty face that he is Batman.
17. Adam West solves a global crisis.
18. Adam West doesn’t need an amour plated costume.
19. Adam West doesn’t need panda make-up to wear his cowl.
20. Adam West had fights in the street in broad day light before the Dark Knight Rises.
21. Adam West’s Batmobile Batcave entrance is well hidden and it will take more than a grappling hook
to grain admission.
22. Unlike Christian Bale no one can guess by the look in his eyes that Adam West is Bruce Wayne is Batman.
23. Unlike Christian Bale Adam West’s Batman solved more than 3 major crimes.
24. Adam West’s costume change is a flick of the switch and not a drawn out event which in Batman Forever
bordered on homo erotica.
25. When Adam West Batman allows someone other than Alfred or Robin into the Batcave he makes sure
that they are unconscious so not reveal it’s location or Bruce and Dick’s dual identity.
26. When Adam West’s Batman takes to the air it is in a real helicopter and not CGI or poor model work.
27. Adam West’s Batman labels all his equipment correctly unlike Michael Keaton’s Batwing.
28. Adam West doesn’t put pot holes in Gotham’s main street while failing to shoot the Joker.
29. Frank Gorshin’s even with all his camp is still more menacing and closer to the comics than Jim Carey.
30. Adam West’s Batman is only to aware that he needs to shelter from an exploding bomb, as opposed
from Christian Bale who walks away from a nuclear explosion.
31. Christian Bale has totally useless functions for his extendo Bat glove fingers while Adam West has totally
useful shark repellent spray.
32. Adam West’s Batman has more than one way of being contacted.
33. Adam West’s Batman has never allowed a villain to totally destroy Wayne Manor or the Batcave.
34. Adam West’s Batman knows the radio frequency needed to jam a Polaris missile with a homing
device in the nose cone.
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